I seem to be the single wet blanket at the Resident Evil The Umbrella Chronicles party, as Capcom's Wii-remote shooter that runs on rails through Resident Evils 1 through 4 bored me to tears and drove me to drink. Actually, Destructoid's Robert Summa shared in my pain and alcohol intake, but he seems to hate a lot of things.

Where I agree with almost everyone is that the game is pretty. It's going to sell itself on screenshots, that's for sure, as it will speak to the graphics whore demographic and sell some Wiis. Let's just hope they tighten up the graphics on level two and make me really, truly want this shooter.

Judge for yourself with a whopping 33 atmospheric screens in our gallery. Michael McWhertor