So it's April 1st today, April Fool's Day here in the States. Everyone plays practical jokes on each other and gets a good laugh at other people's expense. The wags at Destructoid seems to have gotten the ball rolling early (I say this because currently 6:30am where I am. See what I go through so you can have your precious game news?) with their completely revamped front page in honor of our illustrious leader, Crecente. It seems that since he's left the Rocky Mountain News that he's now opening a hair salon and all the Destructoid staffers are there to give their testimonials to his mad hair cutting skillz.

Of course, we here at Kotaku are above such sophomoric trifles as April Fool's Day and you can guarantee that all the stories you will read here today will be 100% true. Or will they? Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Just remember that everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that. Flynn De Marco

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