Thank god for copyright infringement because it gives us a chance to see things like this. All I can think of is that scene in Alien Resurrection where Sigourney Weaver finds that lab full of failed clone Ripleys and there's that one really messed up one that's still alive that begs her to "Please kill me!". At least Yoshi got away relatively unscathed.

Poor Mario...

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