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I'll be honest. I never wanted to actually have to write about video games. I just wanted to play them for free and get nerdalicious swag like this Chocobo handkerchief. The number of fantasies I've had about coveted items like this promo giveaway for the upcoming Square-Enix DS title Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales are simply too numerous to count.
Sadly, I have no such swag. Craig from IGN does, though, and I'm quite sure Crecente has one of these at the bottom of a junk pile. He'll probably use it to wipe down his bloody pirate hook and toss it in the garbage. Bastard.
