Want to look your absolute best when playing Wii Sports? City Mag, who thinks we have much more disposable cash than reality tells us, has some tips on how to spice up your wardrobe for your sexy game sessions. Hermes gloves for bowling? C'mon! And that Chanel gym bag doesn't even have a price! People are starving out there!

Still, if you label whores insist on wearing $375 Porsche sunglasses indoors during Wii Tennis games, we won't try to stop you. Thanks to the upper class readers who sent this in! Michael McWhertor

Wiiner Takes All [City Magazine]