Even though the title was released in the States back in 2004, Capcom is finally publishing Rockstar's controversial Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on January 25th. And they've got the launch party to prove it. Just check out after the jump what the festivities held at Shibuya's Club Asia for this 18-years-old-and-up-game:

• Girls with fake Peter Moore-esque fake GTA tattoos.
• A BMX stunt show. How 80's!
• Caution tape and salarymen.
• Hoodies. Yes, hoodies.
• A Japanese hip-hop star (the country's first rapper at that) with shameful sweaty pits. Wear one shirt, dude!
• Blind-folded AND seated basketball dribbling with traditional drum accompaniment.
• Non alcohol drinks with bad pun names like "GTA Coke. And I quote: "The recipe is a 'buzz' and coke cocktail." So clever.

Japanese game companies, give up. Right now. Resign yourselves to the fact that any party you ever throw will not surpass Capcom's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas launch shindig. The end. Brian Ashcraft

Capcom GTA Event [Watch Impress]

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