Rocky IV commie villian Ivan Drago is finally the star of his own video game, Ivan Drago Justice Enforcer. This Double Dragon-style brawler pits the steroid enhanced boxer against all manner of street walking scum. From Stabby Jenkins to Sport McJockitch, you must jab your way through droves of undesirables... well for these reasons:

America has lost itself to madness and anarchy. Only one person can restore order... IVAN DRAGO! As the most powerful boxer in the universe, you must guide Drago through the tough city streets and beyond to find out the source of all this chaos. Let no one stand in your way!

And really, when you hit with 1850 pounds of pressure per square inch no one stands in your way. That the game allows you to air-juggle babies, gain health by drinking vodka, punch Segway riding schmucks, not to mention box a DINOSAUR, means this is already the best Flash-based game of 2007. Michael McWhertor

Ivan Drago Justice Enforcer [via Destructoid]