The Dutch version of FHM magazine is holding a contest to win a spot in Triumph's upcoming 360/PC game Overlord, but there's a catch. They want the ugliest possible person they can find. It's an ugly pageant! Take that, all you pretty people, sailing through life on your looks, with your actual hair and your rock-hard abs. This one is ours, and by that I mean mine.

The contest page is written completely in non-English, which I do not speak, but tipster Pipski was nice enough to translate instructions. "All you have to do is send three pictures of your face, front, three quarters and side, to prijsvraag@fhm.nl. The closing date is December the 30th." If I were you I wouldn't bother. I've got this one nailed. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to Inspire a Pitchfork-Toting Villager Mob."

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