This is the last PS3 auction I am ever posting about. I don't care if someone offers my mother's life with a PS3 over eBay and I get offered the world exclusive coverage of the execution. I am done. Let's go out with a bang, shall we? eBay seller mg direct imports has posted a PlayStation 3 auction to end all auctions, and posts about auctions. They are offering not one, not two, but three 60GB PS3 systems, every launch game, and 21 blu-ray movies. They also throw in 3 extra controllers to sweeten the pot.

They won't ship the systems, however. Instead, they will pick you up in a limo of your choice driven by one of Santa's helpers, fly you to a simulated North Pole aboard a Gulf Stream G4, where you will meet Santa and his elves (they specify that they are real elves) and all 9 reindeer.

You get all this for only $2,000,000, which is a great deal considering the real Santa charges $3mil for a visit and expects a happy ending. It gets worse, after the jump

Here are some of the more memorable quotes from the auction.

YOU WILL BE FLYING WITH TWO PROFESSIONAL PIOLTS FOR THE ENTIRE TRIP!!

Phew! Not one of those crappy trips where the PIOLTS bail halfway through.

THERE WILL BE FOOD AND BEVERAGES, TV AND RADIO AVAILABLE TO YOU FOR THIS FLIGHT THAT YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF TO OR BE SERVED BY ONE OF SANTA'S HELPERS IF YOU CHOOSE FOR THEM TO FLY WITH YOU!!

I am used to having people see to my needs on an airplane, but apparently this is an Elf-service flight. I am sorry. So sorry.

IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE!! NOW YOU WILL BE DRIVEN TO THE NEAREST AIRPORT TO YOUR HOME OR PLACE OF PICK-UP AND GET ON A PIGGIO AVANTI PLANE AND WE WILL FLY YOU TO TETERBORO AIRPORT IN N.J.

$2 million seemed perfectly reasonable until the stopover in New Jersey bit.

ONCE YOU ARE DONE MEETING EVERYONE, SANTA WILL PUT ON A LIVE SHOW AND TOUR ON HOW THINGS WORK THERE IN THE NORTH POLE DURING X-MAS TIME THE SHOW AND TOUR WILL LAST ABOUT 2 HOURS

A live show? I hope he does Cabaret. Santa does a kick ass one-man Cabaret.

I really like how they offer to send Sonic the Hedgehog and Rainbow 6 Vegas to your house via elf if they aren't done by Christmas. Mythical creature or not, you show up at my house bearing the new Sonic the Hedgehog you'll be leaving with a blu-ray case sized object lodged in your rectum.

As far as I am concerned, any PS3 eBay auction from here on out that isn't a straight up console and game offer is just a desperate plea for attention, and not worthy of my time. This one was came dangerously close to that distinction, but I've always had a soft spot for the whole elf / reindeer combo thing. Michael Fahey

3 Sony PlayStation 3 60GB EVERY GAME,DVD FOR PS3 FLY G4 [eBay - Thanks James!]

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