Wanna hear something funny? Duke Nukem Forever. LOL. Everyone's favorite PC vaporware is in almost a decade in the making and will be out "when it's done." Still, we so wanna hear about it so we can snicker. Says 3D Realms honcho Scott Miller:

Microsoft has a pretty tight lid about what they're putting on the system now. They're trying to not hit the same genres over and over again, and since Doom just came out on Live, they probably won't want Duke 3D on Live anytime soon. I've had some casual talks about this, but you never know. We'd like to see that happen, it's just a matter of making it happen.

Forget that OLD stuff, we want DNF! We have unrealistic expectations. Disappoint us. Please!!

The way I see it was when Duke 3D came out it was an unknown brand we only had the two sidescrollers. The fact that it was a great game made it a huge hit. As long as we make a great game, then I feel that Duke Nukem Forever is going to do the same thing.

Did you hear that?! DID YOU?

Duke Nukem Forever, I guess you could consider our biggest problem. It's hard to argue against that.

Hard indeed, hard indeed. Brian Ashcraft

Duke Nukem Forever BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Gamasutra]