Uwe Boll has gotten into Wired Magazine for beating up nerds. Chris Baker has a fascinating look at the infamous boxing match in which the chowderheaded "filmmaker" punched internet people to prove he wasn't a complete hack or something like that. Because, we all know that physically pummeling others drives home the point that your sucky movies do not suck. From the piece:

During intermission, [Something Awful's] Kyanka does an interview with streaming site Wavelit.com. He's trying to be self-deprecating — he knows the matches will live forever on YouTube — but is too furious to laugh it all off. 'He said he wouldn't hit me really hard!' Lowtax fumes, rubbing his head. 'I hate him as a human being! This event is a combination of PR and BS!'

Meanwhile, [Ain't It Cool News'] Sneider is taking advantage of the country's socialized health care. As two EMS workers tend to him, he occasionally removes his oxygen mask to vomit. As the intermission ends, the director emerges from the dressing room, looking serene. Kyanka points to Sneider's sickly puddle. 'Look what you did!' he snaps. Boll glances back, bemused. 'It was boxing,' he deadpans. 'Not chess.'

Zing! Man, if Uwe could make movies like he beats up internet geeks, he'd be Steven Spielberg. Instead he'll have to be content with being Uwe Boll: Director of horrible films, chowderhead supreme. Brian Ashcraft

Raging Boll [Wired]

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