Let's see, I've seen cars get vandalized, employees openly ridiculing campers. What could possibly top that?

Apparently not Wal-Mart. 6 systems, 6 rain checks, They had labeled chairs and police escorts for the lucky few. At first I thought the guy who told me that was just being informative, but I now I believe he was trying to deter me from killing him in the parking lot. It wasn't a system launch. It was like standing in line at the DMV, only a PS3 costs more and doesn't enable you to legally operate a vehicle. Michael Fahey

Mission #2: Waiting in line is for suckers! Work for this three-named big cheese and never have to wait in line again. Like ever. Well, at least for one company's products...