Aren't you glad you stayed up late tonight? You should be! Because I'm giving you with the privelege of witnessing some certified mind-blowing cross-stitchery, something the day time crowd might not "get".

They'd be like "How is this news?!". And I'd respond "Didn't you hear? World's coolest grandmother announced. She made her grandson a Gears of War cross stitch." Then they'd be crestfallen, knowing that they're parents' parents never loved them that much.

Sucks to be them.

Thanks for the tip love, Alex! Michael McWhertor

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