What can I possibly say about the woodburned Master Chief toilet seat cover? Nothing. I'm honestly in shock.

THIS TOILET SEAT WAS DESIGNED AND MADE BY GEORGE ECKERSLEY. WHO HAS BEEN DESIGNING TOILET SEATS FOR OVER THREE YEARS IN CENTRAL UTAH. THIS DESIGN WAS THE FIRST WOODBURNING SET HE EVER MADE. IT SHOWS BUNGIE'S MASTER CHIEF FROM ONE OF THE BEST FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES EVER CREATED "HALO"

Please. Mr. Eckersley needs no introduction. Anyone who follows toilet seat design over the past few years is at least somewhat familiar with George's work.

You still have a week to put your bid in eBayers. But don't sit on this one. It's sure to fetch a pretty penny. Michael McWhertor

Halo Toilet Seat featuring the Master Chief [eBay, thanks Jane!]

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