Knock knock.

I answer the door to my hotel room. Nintendo PR hands me a silver bag labaled "Wii", and it seems to be the perfect sized bag to carry a certain unreleased Nintendo console. No way it could be a Wii...but I'd better check right away.

I slam the door in PR's face and run to unpack my loot onto my bed.

Nope, no Wii. Instead we got a Wii hat, Zelda t-shirt, some snacks and a lot of luxury bath products. We're talking a bath bomb, loofah and special chilled cucumber eye patch thingie. In other words, The Works.

I pretend to be disappointed. Mark Wilson

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