Well, today almost killed me. I not only went to Nintendo World in Nagoya, but drove there, spending a total of six hours behind the wheel. I've been up since 3am, haven't showered or had dinner for that matter, so please excuse my hobo appearance (and stank). Kotaku-land will have to wait for the feature I'm doing on the event, because, right now, I feel like throwing up. I'm that tired.

But! I'll be posting pages from the Official Nintendo World handbook that was passed out today. And by pages, I mean, even single one until I pass out on my keyboard. Thing is, my stupid scanner crapped out on me, so that means I'm photographing each page, cleaning it up in Photoshop just for you kiddos. Check back for regular updates, and I'll let you know if the ringing in my ear ceases. Bells, I'm hearing bells. Brian Ashcraft

And I spent. There's one more, but I dunno where the hell it goes. Good night, folks.