Which one of these rich a-holes do you want as your avatar on Xbox Live? Spikey Smiles? Blonde Bimbo? Constipated Stares Into Distance? Ew I Smelled a Fart? Get Your Hands Off My Knee You Whore? These Girls Are All Prettier Than Me? I'm Not A Whore Don't Call Me That?

Why pick when you can have all of them for 160 points?! Jason Chen

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