Well, hello there! Did you wake up this morning, throw open your curtains upon a blustering, gray dawn sky, hear a far off starling emit a lamentful wail very much like the death croak of a small baby and think to yourself, "Welp, time to slit the old wrists?"

Man, I know I did. And, frankly, nothing's likely to snap me out of my suicidal ennui. But you? You're an American. You live in the land of Milky Ways and Honey Combs. And you've got a Best Buy around the corner. And at that Best Buy? Well, if word from the PS3 Forums is anything to go by, there may very well be a playable PS3 kiosk waiting to just obliterate your soul's despondency!

Well, at least until you walk away and realize that touching a PS3 kiosky is likely the closest you'll get to playing one until the eBay gouging dies down, sometime next year. Florian Eckhardt

PS3 In Best Buy Today! [PS3 Forums]

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