ScrewAttack's Craig just shot me their latest top ten list: The worst ways to die. The list includes classics like Battle Toads and Cubivore and even points out that Burger Time has some post death tea-bagging by those viscious hot dogs. While the list decides that having a sword slammed through your head after you see it coming is the worst way to die, I'd have to disagree. Back when I was a police reporter, I once covered a man being crushed to death by stack of marble floor slabs. These stacked slabs were each the size of a nice-sized room and quite think. The occupational safety inspector later told me there was no space between the slabs when they found the poor guy. Brian Crecente

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