Every week, I tell you guys what I'm playing this weekend, then open everything up to a stream-of-consciousness comment thread where you guys gush on about your consumerism extravagances.

So what will I be playing this weekend? You really want to know? Absolutely nothing. I just have too much shit to do. I hired my first cleaning lady and, ironically enough, that means I need to spend all weekend cleaning the apartment to such an extent that her services will no longer be required.

Boring, I know. But that's adult life. And, frankly, some weeks, I'm pretty sick of games after writing 60 posts about them. But what about you? You aren't cynics; your enthusiasm for our dorky little hobby always leaves me in the dust. What will you guys be playing? Maybe you can stoke me up by proxy. Florian Eckhardt

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