Ashcraft has been pleading with me not to post anyone else's TGS videos until his crackerjack team of urinal enthusiasts finish uploading their multi-part series of features detailing the bathrooms of TGS 2006. "Why highlight other people's content at the expense of our own original work?" he asked.

Whatever. This is the Seaman 2 presentation from yesterday's presser. There's a bit of gameplay, in which a filthy monkey takes time out from flinging excrement and hooting at the sky to briefly run to the water, then run back. I still don't quite understand how they can justify calling it Seaman 2 when the creature is a cromagnon. It's not even voiced by Leonard Nimoy! What the heck? Florian Eckhardt

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