Games-that-never-were review site LostLevels recently got ahold of Colors, which never made it to the Gizmondo. Colors is your basic thug-em-up, but is notable in that it includes prison rape as a key game mechanic
I share a cell with three guys. One of them is fat, and I don't like fat people, so I'm going to ignore him. Let's start with the guy on the left.[...]
James Earl Wyatt can get me out of jail, but it involves raping my butt.
Well, I could say no, but then I'd have to talk to Moose and Ricky Knox again, and that would be embarrassing. I guess it's sodomy for me.
And now it's loading the sodomy minigame!
Oh, my mistake. I'm in the hospital now, because I guess the jail doesn't actually have an infirmary. And hey, I'm out of jail! I've traded my anal virginity for freedom.
But was it worth it, son? Was it really worth it?
Also, I don't think it's rape if he agreed to it. I mean, as Sizzlepig was quick to point out, maybe he changed his mind halfway through and it became rape. As usual, the S-Pig makes a compelling point. And as usual, it's about rape.
Lost Levels Reviews "Colors" [LostLevels, via Joystiq]
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