You know, I have no idea what I'll play this weekend. Seriously. I'm just plumb out of ideas and I suspect that, this weekend, I ought to clean. I live in a gigantic den of corrupting filth, much like Eliza's precious Rose. Moreover, I'm hiring a cleaning lady next week — this will practically guarantee that I will spend hours making the house spotless before she arrives every week. I don't think I have time for dicking around in virtual worlds.

Still, I might give Metal Gear Solid 3 a try. It is wobbling at the top of a large to-be-played-already stack next to my television. I did put it in the other day, but fell asleep in the middle of a twenty minute opening cut scene. My initial impressions were that "Snake" (whom I only realized was Big Boss after Eliza called me an idiot) sounded like Todd McFarlane's Moondoggy.

I'm also sorta tempted to give Oblivion just ONE more shot. I don't know why. I don't understand why I'm so bored by it where as everyone else is so entranced.

What about you guys? Saving your sock money for the Wii or PS3? Or do you have some new hot purchase you'd like to thwack your chest gorilla-like about? Let us know in the comments.

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