I generally dislike posting screenshots — there's a dozen sites out there that do it, and better — but when it's Bioshock, and one of the images involves shooting a small child with a Magnum, they simply have to go up, if only to elicit another flirty email from Jack Thompson, who — like many of you — mistakes my fruity name for that of a woman and recently sent "Miss Eckhardt" an invitation to meet up with him during his local College Tour. I wonder what he had in mind! Also, if explicit knowledge of my scrotal sack would change his intentions in the slightest.

Second screenshot after the jump. Florian Eckhardt

Screenshots flagrantly stolen from here. Click and give them some eyeballs for their trouble. [Xboxyde]

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