Take the Crazy Man Tecmo Bowl Challenge!

Kotakuite Rikku noticed an extremely odd challenge issued on Tecmo-Bowl.com:

Let's play for money? I play Tecmo Super Bowl on the Nintendo IN PERSON.

I fly to you... in the Continental USA — Any team you want, but you pick your team first. —-Any team I want after u choose :)

for... $1000 Best 3 out of 5 games. contact me... crazyleg -at- gmail . /com

How... odd. Either Crazyleg has some amazing Techmo Bowl skills, or this is a strange money-making scam. The "I can play any team after you pick yours" provision makes me think there must be some Tecmo Bowl goof or cheat that would allow him to easily win, but a cursory browsing of GameFAQs doesn't turn anything up.

But wait, another wrinkle! At the bottom of the page, Crazyleg notes:

I am also available for tap dance and comedy shows.

Anyone in the Continental United States with a grand to burn and some mad 8-bit football skills care to take Crazyleg up on his offer, or hire him for a tap-dancing vaudeville show or two? Florian Eckhardt