You have to hand it to budget publisher D3. The Japanese powerhouse may not actually make good (read: not total garbage) games 99% of the time, but at least they're straightforward about what they do. There's little mystery about what to expect when you pick up a copy of Zombie vs. Ambulance or The Giant Woman. You're gonna get zombies, an ambulance, or a giant woman—and she's gonna be in a bikini. A giant bikini.

So when D3 announces a title like The Maid Uniform & Machine Gun, they're pretty blunt about the fact that they're going to get as many Japanese folks as possible to drop 2000 yen on a craptastic game with maids and machine guns. They know maid culture is hot, hot, hot and they want a piece of the action! Michael McWhertor

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