Look, I almost feel asleep standing up as I walked to pick up my sushi dinner, but I worked a 70-hour work week. I guess I can understand how one could fall asleep during a multiplayer Halo 2 game. Still, this sort of sleepy tomfoolery seems to be happening a little too often. Check out the video for a rare glimpse at the snoring skills of Al Capown and an even more rare instance of a female Xbox Live player. At least I think that's a woman. It could just be some pre-pubescent lad toying with the zonked out spartan, but it seems less squeaky. Michael McWhertor

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