I posted yesterday about the Animal Crossing movie magazine ad, and then updated with a link to the trailer hosted on the official site. Courtesy of GayGamer.net, today I go you one better, and actually cram the trailer itself all up ons. One wonders what exactly could cause conflict and dare I say it, plot in such a utopian setting, where dwarf ninjas partner with stunted little girls and take turns glossing each other's eyeballs with Vaseline. Eliza Gauger

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