You have no idea how many times I've thought, while emptying my bladder of a day's worth of iced tea, how much fun it would be to play a game using the very urine I was so speedily evacuating.

Fortunately for me, John van Terheijden has developed just such a beast. TopsPEEd has you controlling the gears of a virtual car with the flow and precision of your urine.

The virtual car has four gears and each gear is controlled by a little seesaw in the urinal. The game starts when you start peeing on one of them. A monitor shows a dashboard with current speed and RPM and you can hear the engine sound. The virtual car keeps accelerating until you stop peeing. The only thing you have to do is switch gears at the right moment, and keep peeing of course.

Someone totally needs to develop a fighter using this concept and defecation. Haaaaaaaaaa-douken! Brian Crecente

TopsPEEd [Aeropause]

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