Hotel Mario was a puzzle game for Philip's ill-fated CD-i machine. The game was squirted out after Philip's duped Nintendo into forking over rights to its characters and subsequently developed without Nintendo's support. Stand out game dialogue: Mario saying "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the inclosed instruction book." That's fancy talk for hang on to that instruction book, punk. Brian Ashcraft

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