Face it, she'd pwn you proper.

This is Japanese pop idol Utada Hikaru, whom everyone agrees looks adorable in glasses. Between bouts of pretending to pinch her little cheeks, and dressing me down for stealing a post about Japan, Bashcraft translated the details of the Tetris promotional contest for me:

• Buy a copy of Tetris during the campaign period, which is through July.
• Register the serial at Club Nintendo.
• When you register, you must CHOOSE: a chance to battle Hikki (only 30 people will be chosen) or be entered for concert tickets (504 pairs of tickets will be given out)

I'd say the concert was the better deal all around, seeing how fast she beats the everloving christ out of that angry man in the video.

She won't even look up from her stooped crouch over her DS when you enter the room, nervous number 22, and will utter no sound as she inflates her screen with your doom and then drops that long piece straight into your cringing nuts, launching a fusillade of raw humiliation directly at your sweating face.

Thanks to Kylara and Jasohill for the linkage, Bashcraft for the verbage, and Hikki for the pwnage. I'll be holding her Hello Kitty towel during the slaughter. Eliza gauger

Contest stuff (in Japanese) [Club Nintendo]

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