Hey hey hey! Ol' Duke Nukem Forever has been around what seems like... forever. We've made so many memories during His time in development. So much has transpired, so many games have been released, yet so little actual shipping of Duke product has occured.

But someone's been keeping a list. A list of a couple of events that have transpired since DNF was announced on April 25, 1997. Some of the highlights?

• Over 75 games based in the Mega Man universe, and 12 games featuring Mega Man universe character cameos were released.
• The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled 8.8 billion miles from Earth.
• 19 wars have begun. 5 wars have ended.
• Every single Grand Theft Auto game (13 of them!) was released.
• Over 350,000,000 consoles and handhelds were sold worldwide.

Most embarrassing of all, from a product release standpoint?

• Valve released both Half-Life 1 and 2, with several expansion packs and countless mods for each.

Ouch. Check out the full list before it collapses under its own weight. Michael McWhertor

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