By egauger
Jun 13, 2006 7:40 PM
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Jamming With Contra
Extremely hardcore gamer Chris "Vertexguy" Kline wants the whole world to see him melt his own face with a solo so intense, the cat walked by his bedroom during his recording session and literally turned inside out. With his mother knee-deep in cat intestines, pounding angrily on the door, he becomes the rock god he always wanted to be. And we're his witnesses. Party on, Chris.