Nintendo Gal is giving away all of her E3 schwag to the reader who submits the best Nintendo-related Haiku to her site. You have until June 9 to enter and can submit up to three entries.

Here, I'll get you started:

Oh, Nintendo why?
You taunt us with your low price
But not shit on date.

Yes, I did laugh out loud after I wrote that. Proof that I'm very easily amused. Brian Crecente

Win my E3 Haul, Write a Haiku [Nintendo Gal]