Nutjob Tom Cruise has banned his two older children from playing computer games and watching television.

His 11 and 13-year-old children can watch movies, because you can never have enough Mission Impossible spin-offs crammed into your head. Oh and Cruise is also having his kids home schooled by the Church of Scientology.

Yeah, they're gonna be well-rounded when he releases them on the world in another decade or so. —Brian Crecente

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