The EA Superman game is going to rock. Why? Just imagine what it would be like if Superman was a (bigger) dick. Examples:

• Pick people up off the street, fly them onto buildings, then blow them off.
• Throw cars into other cars, then use your heat vision to explode them all.
• Blow away 50 cars.
• Slam into Bob's Big Boy's Burger, steal it, then fly it into his bum.
• Anything else your depraved mind can think of.

We couldn't take pictures of the game, but the Superman character model really does look like Brandon Routh, which avoids the problems EA had with King Kong. However, we don't know how many next-gen polygons were spent modelling Routh's Supermanhood.

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