Good WiFi wasn't the only thing missing at Microsoft's presser. Fake tattoo fan Peter Moore has shifted to the spotlight, while former pudgy Xbox poster boy J Allard isn't alloted a public airing. Is he even at E3 or locked away somewhere cold, wet and mildly air conditioned? We were so worried about J (and his missing period), that we considered even putting out an all points bulletin.

That is, until we found him in the lobby of our hotel. He was hanging out in the lobby and had what looked like his suitcase. We saw him get on the elevator, go up to his cold, wet and mildly air conditioned hotel room. Think he just arrived, so drop by and say hello.

J Usta Be Husky [Geek On Stun]