Does Wii make you want to tie whatever Nintendo marketing genius dreamed up the name to a four poster bed, press a burning crucifix against his flabby yellow forehead and shout "The power of Christ compels thee!" into his face until he vomits up whatever demon he swallowed?

Although Roman-Catholicism's Rite of Exorcism does not allow you to perform the sacred ritual on idiot Nintendo marketers, there's another way you can exorcise the Wii demon: simply go to Wiisuck.net and enter your 100 word totem of hate into their database. Or love! Wiisuck.net isn't picky!

As of right now, the site seems mostly devoted to elicit and/or pornographic versions of the punny Wii tautology. Best one on the first two pages? "Wii are the knights that say Wii!"

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