A new Resident Evil movie is coming soon to a theatre near you. Resident Evil: Extinction is the third in the series of passably execrable movies penned by Paul W.S. Anderson, the guy who actually gets to have sex with Milla Jovovich. Will Milla Jovovich's tits make a fashionable reappearance in the third film? All signs point to "Who knows?" but Sienna Guillory will be reprising her role as Jill Valentine.

Anderson won't actually be directing this time around, though. Highlander director Russell Mulcahy will be directing the third film. Don't bother getting excited — while it is true that Mulcahy directed the pretty great Highlander Part 1, he wasted all future geek cred by directing the stinky, horrible Highlander Part II. Otherwise known as "They were aliens all along..."

I hate to admit it, but I kind of like Anderson's throwaway sci-fi/horror films. AVP was terrible, but Soldier and Event Horizon are guilty pleasures, and the first Resident Evil film was a lot better than it had any right to be. Between Mulcahy and Anderson, maybe this third one will be watchable.

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