This is what I like to refer to as The Good Life: sitting on the throne, playing some Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, clearing your head with a good BM and some mindless violence. Now, every bathroom trip will be that much better with Jack Thompson Toilet Paper. The good folks at J!NX have really nailed it with useful and spiteful brilliance.

I'm gonna order a couple rolls, brew myself some coffee, unwrap this bran muffin and put JTTP to good use. Thanks for the heads up, Nikki!

Jack Thompson Toilet Paper

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