Sorry, gamers. There's really just nothing going on this week. Most of this stuff looks like shovelware. Was there ever even a Kingdom Hearts I?

Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)
This is apparently some roleplaying game with Disney characters from Square-Enix. Has anyone heard of this? News to me.

Rumble Roses XX (Xbox 360)
Hot girl-on-girl wrestling action gets ported to the 360, with better breast shadowing, better breast physics, and deeper breast customization.

Far Cry: Instincts - Evolution (Xbox)
Jack Carver is back and shootier than ever! Tropical mayhem with more weapons, more vehicles, more first person violence.

Far Cry: Instincts - Predator (Xbox 360)
Two Xbox games, Far Cry: Instincts and Far Cry: Instincts - Evolution, get the Xtreme 360 makeover.

Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers (PC, PS2, Xbox)
Pandemic's sequel to the modern military tactical combat shooter (phew!).

Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires (PS2, Xbox 360)
Strategic Chinese hack and slash as Dynasty Warriors 5 gets the expansion (and 360 port) treatment.

Harvest Moon: Magic Melody (GC)
It's... another farming RPG. Expect the usual sheep herding, carrot harvesting, and fallin'-in-loving.

Until Microsoft sends me a free Xbox 360 I'll be holding off on everything on this list. But, what are YOU getting this week?

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