How do you know you are too obsessed with one of the crappiest games of all time? When you design a custom made, six-foot-tall light gun controller for Death Crimson, a game that scored only 1.0909 out of 10 stars when it was released for the Sega Saturn.

As our more observant visitors will note, the controller resembles a gigantic alien phallus with wings and legs. It is apparently both hard to wield and completely unusable for vastly superior games. The light gun itself is apparently housed in the alien penis' glans.

Probably an excellent conversation starter for when you entertain door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses.

Death Crimson overkill controller [Insert Credit] Thanks, Randy!

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