It's raining cats and fake Nintendogs! Konami is the latest to throw their hat into the ring with yet another dog sim. There's even a "touch mode." Sound familiar? Well, it's not any ol' mut simulation, it's a Windows based typing game. Yes, typing.

Players raise their dog through a series of keyboard exercises. After each typing game is played, the pooch ages one week until it hits 100 weeks. Then, the dog stops growing. Players wash Rover, play fetch, go on walks and feed the animal Pedigree dog food. Hey, talk product placement. Cross-breeding is apparently possible as well.

Uh, is the dog pictured above taking a crap on the carpet? That is so not cool.

Screens Here [Game Watch Impress]

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