Game walkthroughs, when viewed as a whole, are incredible useful things. Take them out of context, though, and boy, there's some weird stuff goin' on.


Game Walkthroughs is a bot that crawls Gamefaqs and just...lifts sections of text. At random. What that leaves us with is a Twitter account that reads like the ramblings of an oracle.

See? Imagine this lady saying any of these and suddenly it's some heavy shit.


I think I might put these inside this year's Christmas crackers...

Game Walkthroughs [Twitter]