Two hours and several Tomb Raiders into last night's shenanigans at the Denver Press Club I managed to win all of Buzzcut's readers from Dave Thomas. I'm not sure yet what to do with them, but Dave promises to break the news in the morning, so make room.

The whole thing can be blamed, of course, on Guitar Hero. Dave insisted on a jam-off on the game with the winner taking all of the readers. He played Beatles style, with the guitar hanging at about chest level and I went full-on Ramones with my guitar drooping below my waist.

After a few drink-related misfires we got into full jam mode, but sadly Dave's mojo was not up to my power chords. Now all his readers are belong to us. Prepare the vats of pudding, it's time to haze some peoples.