Thank God this had a gaming connection, because I was going to paste it anyway. I, and apparently Chuck Norris, were completely unaware that there were a bunch of factless rumors floating around on the internet about the ass-kickingest Texan to ever do a roundhouse kick.

The rumors are all hilarious and one is even about gaming, though it's not nearly as funny as the rest.

My personal favorite is that one about Trix. I don't know which is funnier, these rumors or the fact that Norris felt the need to debunk them on his blog. Maybe he didn't want people thinking his tears really do cure cancer.

We love you Mr. Norris, you're right up there with Mr. T.

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