Chowderhead Uwe Boll put up the website for his certifiably horrible BloodRayne flick. A quick tour around the website turns up pictures of the cast (victims), BloodRayne merchandise (now worthless) and an "interview" with chowderhead (insert comment).

"As I was looking around at what kind of movie I wanted to make, I wanted to make one that had many elements of what we like most about movies. Movies are an opportunity to go somewhere you've never been. There is something romantic and yet noble about the time of swords and legendary battles. And yet there is the mythical side of possibility that appeals to our imagination. The reason we are fascinated with vampires is because they are mythical creatures. They are immortal. That's intriguing to us. But they are also dangerous. So I decided I would take the era of swordplay, blend it with the mythical dangers and evils of a potential vampire sub-culture and throw it all into an epic adventure that thrills us, excites us and keeps living in the adventure. There is action. There is romance. There is adventure and there are the characters of nobility, immortality and danger. I think this will cross many genres and attract a very large audience."

Hey, did you know that Uwe Boll is German for "Ritalin-addled diarrhea"? I had no idea.

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