Here's a rather frank but hilarious notice spotted by lukedoof in front of a small British games shop called Console Yourself. Why bother opening the store when they know their customers and staff alike will be busy playing Grand Theft Auto V the day after launch day? It's good thinking, if you ask me.
I guess this is a good a place as any to announce Kotaku will be offline on September 17th and 18th, right? (Kidding, people.)