The first thing you need to do if you're going to lead a protest is come up with a list of demands that are: A) somehow related to what you are protesting B) not outrageously moronic.

Apparently, someone forgot to tell the idiotically named Peaceholics about those rules. The group plan to protest Rockstar's upcoming video game Bully next week, giving them a list of demands that seem more fitting as a lame joke then something meant to spur serious discussion.

Peaceoholics List of Demands for Rock Star Games

# Not to release Bully under any circumstances
# Volunteer to sell its violent and sexually explicit games in adult video stores only.
# Let parents return Grand Theft Auto for a full refund until they do a national awareness campaign to educate parents of content and possible effects.
# Create a fund for victims of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and car-jackings, etc.
# Make a national apology for misleading and lying to children, parents, and legislators about their intentions and causing insurance premiums to sky rocket.
# Give a written response within five business days of receipt of these demands.

Group to Protest Rockstar's Bully [Game Insider]

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