Well faithful readers, my time here as an Intern at the Kotaku Ranch has come to an end. We've made some great memories, you and I. Like when you would read my posts, think they were Brian's and sent him belligerent emails. That's something I'll never forget. I want to quickly thank Brian for putting up with me this long. Without his editing my obtuse humor would flop at your feet like a carp out of water. So while I pack my "bags," delete my shortcuts, and rep my boy Saskrotch (a breaks artist who delves into Nintendo's past), enjoy my favorite stories of this past week. Hope you read me somewhere soon!

And the Winners Are...

Final Five For Everquest Spokesmodels

Sega Explores Where Babies Come From

Football Vs. GTA Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee: Bible Study Version

Korn Hates Gamers

Build a Budget Game System

Death to the Kotaku Robot

SM

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